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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:32 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

You make a screenplay worth 5.5 million dollars, which is stolen and sold with copyright rights set to the thief! Owned!


I wish different people would hop in on this thread instead of just me and like 2 others.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:05 pm

Niushirra

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 299

Wish granted. BUT IT'S ME!!!! NOW YOU GUYS WILL HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO SCREW WITH A POTATO! I wish for a potato that is fresh and delicious and that never gets old or disgusting.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:10 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

Wish granted, but EVERYTHING ELSE becomes deathly to touch, thereby killing you as yourself is deathly to your own touch. KAPOOF.


I wish to lucid dream every night.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:30 pm

maddok

Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 24

Wish granted, but you like it so much that you have a self-induced coma that allows you to lucid dream all the time and after a time your body withers around you from lack of nourishment.

I wish I was awsome at all Psionics without practicing so i could do whatever I want.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:49 pm

wannabepker

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted. Aura Vision and Precognition are two of your very best skills. But you have very little control because of your lack of practice. Constant Aura Vision makes you see entire astral entities that arent there, making people thing that you are crazy, putting you in one of those places... "Insane Asylum" i believe it is called Razz. Precognition gets to you and you know everything about the future. However, this includes the end of the universe, and the precognition is so realistic that your body is ripped to shreds by your telekinetic powers, splitting your atoms apart. Nice going einstien. You invented Human-Powered Nuclear Fission, with yourself as the first Human.

I wish that i have awesome regenerative capabilities, able to fully regenerate in under one second. Like if someone chops off my head, oh well, i'll just grow a new one. Oh then i have a severed head on the ground! i'll just grow a new body for that.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:02 pm

maddok

Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 24

You over develop your scar tissue and i makes you look like a freak and then someone come and shoots you thinking they put you out of your misery.

Let me rephrase my wish:I wish I had awsome PK powers without practicing and could control it perfectly. HAH!!
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:04 pm

litebrite999

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 40

wish granted you are so powerful that your government starts to get worried about national security so they invite you in for some tests. Soon things start to turn ugly for you and you escape the sterile cell they keep you in that's hidden two miles underground. Very worried now the government finds you again, drugs you, drags you back to your cell and takes out your brain and puts in a jar. You become missing person #5418998419.


I wish I could find buried treasure and be rich.
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Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:16 am

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

wish granted. unfortunantly the buried treasure was located in fort knox, and knowing the government, they claimed it was their gold, and that you're a terroist. now you spend you're entire life behind bars, and in front of a big guy named bubba.

i wish people would make wishes that weren't so easily corruptable.
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Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:48 am

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted. Butb then....this topic woudn't exist? Dang......ok....wait....WE ALL BLOW UP AND DIE!!!!! BOOM!

I wish I had all the money in the world and it wwas in my x567 security systems mansion in a vault some where u donno that on.ly I can open and that I would b able 2 rule the world and solve woprld hunger! And that you would low up tryimg to currupt this wish. Oh and, did I mention? The peoples wouldn't turn on me?
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Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:42 am

baalzamon

Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 103

no matter what, theres always a rogue, and that rogue happens to be, SNAKE PLISCEN from escape from new york WOOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!! he takes a doomsday device from the previous government, and turns off all the electricity, and from the radiation that turned off all the worlds electricity, he gained MAGNIFICENT PSYCHIC POWERS!!!! he then tore a wormhole and enterd the inner sanctum of ur security, gained all the money in the world, and then beat up a llama. Cool


i wish i could have chuck norris as my body guard, and yes, the rumor is true, chuck norris is INVINCIBLE
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Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:52 am

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted. But Chuck Norrios breats u up, beacuse no one's the boss of Chuuch Norris!!!!! Oh and, did I ,mention that u ded a horrible, painfulo death?

UI wish I was more invincable and stronger than Chuck Noreris so he has no choice but 2 be my butler!!!
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Posted on Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:32 am

wannabepker

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Chuck Norris poison's your food with anthrax. You're dead. And the government thinks you were a terrorist, so they put your dead body in jail.

I wish people would use better grammar, and that human beings would stop classifying everything and analysing it and doing all this mutilation crap to it.
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Posted on Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:58 pm

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH... The entire universe springs into reverse and the wish is made undone.

I wish the person under me corrupts my wish. PWNT!
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Posted on Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:11 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

UMMMMM.........I dont know wat u wished 4 so...its currupted~!!!! YAYA!!!!!!!


I wishm some people would get a life3 and that the persdon that is to curruopt this wish......gets in 2 a car accident.
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Posted on Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:10 pm

wannabepker

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted slinger. However, you were in the other vehicle (a tiny little motorcycle), whilst i was safely tucked away in a large tank, supplied by the US military ^^. And, you just got your life back before this accident, but then you lost all of it. You are dead. Suckkah!

I wish that I had a safe job with good pay.
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