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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:59 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

you do so, but it takes your whole life to think of one. you spend your entire life locked in your room with just a teddy bear and a roll of TP. you finally think of the uncorruptable wish, but you die a second before you can wish it. tsk tsk, what a shame.

i wish i had some oreos right now.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:07 pm

Amthyst

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 86

You do. Unfortunately, they are your only food. You are lost deep in the woods, about three days from civilization, and you, being a city person don't know how to survive in nature. You're about to eat your last oreo when a squirrel chitters at you from above. You jump, dropping the oreo. As you search for it in the leaf litter, the squirrel runs down, grabs it, and runs away with it.
You've lost your food. You wander in the woods, getting hungrier every day. You finally head across some mushrooms in the woods. In your hunger, you forget all sense and eat them.
They were poisonous, and you ate a lot of them.
You die.

I wish....
I wish I had a pony.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:32 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

You get a pony. However, as you are watching it prance around the pasture where you keep it, all of a sudden a rabid dog jumps on it, bites it in the neck, and you must watch it slowly die... in great pain...
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:08 pm

wannabepker

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Amthyst wrote:
You do. Unfortunately, they are your only food. You are lost deep in the woods, about three days from civilization, and you, being a city person don't know how to survive in nature. You're about to eat your last oreo when a squirrel chitters at you from above. You jump, dropping the oreo. As you search for it in the leaf litter, the squirrel runs down, grabs it, and runs away with it.
You've lost your food. You wander in the woods, getting hungrier every day. You finally head across some mushrooms in the woods. In your hunger, you forget all sense and eat them.
They were poisonous, and you ate a lot of them.
You die.

I wish....
I wish I had a pony.


FinallyEffingJoined didnt post a wish, so i'll re-corrupt this.

Wish granted. However, this pony was in fact a Miniature Giant Space Pony! Miniature Giant Space Ponies are known for their natural telepathic bonds (which occur because their DNA was modified by an alien race) with Miniature Giant Space Hamsters, of which a horde is summoned through their Alien technologies. The Hamsters are vegans (as all good hamsters should be!), and are all hungry. They go around eating all of the world's crops, reproducing like rabbits. The world is out of vegetation. All livestock and wild animals die. Humans have nothing left to eat. Nice going smart one, you made everyone starve. Sheesh.

I wish that George W. Bush would die of natural causes (no diseases people) [that means no blame on me Razz], no ensuing chaos would follow, and that the new president we have (which somehow turns out NOT to be dick cheney Razz) is Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Corrupt that ^^
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:15 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

wannabepker wrote:
Amthyst wrote:
You do. Unfortunately, they are your only food. You are lost deep in the woods, about three days from civilization, and you, being a city person don't know how to survive in nature. You're about to eat your last oreo when a squirrel chitters at you from above. You jump, dropping the oreo. As you search for it in the leaf litter, the squirrel runs down, grabs it, and runs away with it.
You've lost your food. You wander in the woods, getting hungrier every day. You finally head across some mushrooms in the woods. In your hunger, you forget all sense and eat them.
They were poisonous, and you ate a lot of them.
You die.

I wish....
I wish I had a pony.


FinallyEffingJoined didnt post a wish, so i'll re-corrupt this.

Wish granted. However, this pony was in fact a Miniature Giant Space Pony! Miniature Giant Space Ponies are known for their natural telepathic bonds (which occur because their DNA was modified by an alien race) with Miniature Giant Space Hamsters, of which a horde is summoned through their Alien technologies. The Hamsters are vegans (as all good hamsters should be!), and are all hungry. They go around eating all of the world's crops, reproducing like rabbits. The world is out of vegetation. All livestock and wild animals die. Humans have nothing left to eat. Nice going smart one, you made everyone starve. Sheesh.

I wish that George W. Bush would die of natural causes (no diseases people) [that means no blame on me Razz], no ensuing chaos would follow, and that the new president we have (which somehow turns out NOT to be dick cheney Razz) is Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Corrupt that ^^




Kekekeke. George W Bush turns out to be Antichrist, so having him die only had him be reincarnated as Satan. (ignore the religion) and therefore beginning the apocalypse. SMOOTH. Ahnold ends up in a huge terminator-esque fight with George W Reborn.




I wish... I wasnt a virgin...
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:28 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

mm..let's see....

Wish granted...bu7t then your penis falls off right before you decided you wanted to stay one.

Um..did I do that right?

I wish..George W. Bush was dead along sidde Paul Martin. They are in no way associated with the Devil. And that some one better would become the President of the United States and the Prime Minister Of Canada. Plus, the Liberals won the last Canadian election not the Conservatives. All so...thayt you would not twitch at this uncurruptable wish

CURRUPT THAT!
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:44 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

The next 2 electees into office, in place of George W and Paul Martin, are... Leeroy Jenkins, and Terrance/Philip. Terrance and philip bring Canada down to its knees via crappy fart joke movies with tons of curse words, while Leeroy in his typical fashion runs into everything and getting everyone killed.


I wish Noone would corrupt my wish.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:58 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Eish granted. And since I'm an sanimal I'm not a mno one. In fact...I'm a rabboid gigantic over grown animal so I eat u.

I wish....that..I wish that Iknew what 2 wish 4.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:26 pm

Tag

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 40

wish granted but that's all you know.

*starts singing*
I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner that is wat I'd truely like to be cause if I were an oscar mayer weiner everyone would take a bite of me
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:34 pm

Prophet

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 79

Tag wrote:
wish granted but that's all you know.

*starts singing*
I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner that is wat I'd truely like to be cause if I were an oscar mayer weiner everyone would take a bite of me


the dick shaped food ferry (sp?) comes and turns you into a larg weiner
but as we all now weiners have no legs and you dryout in the sun, you are now a shriveled up weiner laying on the sidewalk, when along comes a depressed homosexual homlessman.
you spend the rest of your life with a herpes infested fat,ugly,sweaty homless man.

i wish i could be invicible
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:53 pm

fyremoon

Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 6

The earth explodes leaving you floating endlessly in space for eternity.

I wish to be invulnerable and have uncorruptable wishes.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:56 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

Your wish fails at both parts, leaving you with a certain soft spot, being kicked repeatably by Chuck Norris and then left to die slowly as your weight eventually impales you from the balls up on a dull rusty spike outside Chuck Norris' ranch.



I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish that The person under me would corrupt his own wish, and i will never get corrupted again.
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:15 pm

wannabepker

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

people add some variety to your wishes!

Your wish fails ultimately. Your brain explodes from too many sentances using wish. Sad

I wish that the person under me has a very horrible wish. (However, this wish will be corrupted by them, and therefore they will have a great wish)
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:21 pm

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

awww too many sentences i failed somewhere...

Wannabepker... I happen to have a very horrible wish coming in my future that will be corrupted by myself making it awesome... Precog FTW...


I wish my auction on Ebay would never get any bids.

*corrupts*


My wish will have 1000 bids, turning out at a million dollars, and making me a rich man, and i buy that computer ive been wanting.


I wish i had better PSI Skillz
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Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:30 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted. But those 'million dollar' birds were turnee in 2 birds 2 drame u 4 stealing!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I wish I could make a 5.5 milluion dollar screen play.
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