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Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:31 am

baalzamon

Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 103

you no longer have to go to work, and three years later, your muscles have turned to mush, and you are like peter griffin when he has no bones! your family takes you to the mall, and you get stuck in the escalator, and are in a perpetual cycle of PAIN!!!!!

I wish that with 400 channels, there was actually something to watch!!!

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:51 am

infected

Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 104

Granted, but you spent your entire life watching top quality porn channels and die of dehidration in the end.

I wish every night a ferry would fly to my room and put a check for $1,000,000 underneath my pillow.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:54 am

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

With granted but the ferry crushes you on the first night and you die a horrible death.

I wish I had a hamburger.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:02 am

psi_manipulator_3000

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 1274

Wish granted, but you (in one universe) trip over an get your head stuck in a drain pipe on your way to McDonalds, or (in some other universe) die of food poisoning.

I wish that I could be invsible.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:05 am

Gonzo

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 798

DAMN YOU PSI MANIPULATOR!!! POSTING AT SAME TIME Mad

You become invisible but you are not able to become visible again and you got ridden over by a truck full of chickens, but the driver didn't see you because you are invisible.

I wish all my wishes will come true.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:15 am

blackstriker

Joined: 01 Jul 2006
Posts: 20

wish granted, you get all your wishes come true but you mess up when you say, " I wish I was I was never born!"

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:26 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

thegrogen wrote:

It comes true, but their wishes are hopelessly difficult to corrupt (being born out of the mind of three fishes, a dog, and a vacuum cleaner), and you end up making their wishes more and more innocent and childlike.

I wish that NASA would build a starship.

YOU LIE!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONEoneoneone lol (see above post)

i wish my wish can't be corrupted.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:25 pm

thegrogen

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 91

Nightshade wrote:

i wish my wish can't be corrupted.

Your wish is granted. All attempts to corrupt your wishes fail, however in an attempt to prove that it is impossible to corrupt your wishes, you wish for a paperweight in which to kill a bug walking across your desk, and you are given one. You say, I wish that bug was dead! You squash the bug with the paperweight, but it turns out that you were acccidentally given a 20mm anti-aircraft shell instead of a paperweight, and it explodes. The bug is now completely and undoubtably dead, and you are in need of a hand graft.

I wish that an airplane would randomly fly out of the sky and crash into me.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:49 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Wish granted. Put instead, it safely avoids you. What the heck kind of currupyted wish is that? Wait it's so curruopted it's over currupted!

I wish I wish to wish for a wish.

Posted on Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:44 pm

jaci

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 32

You wish for a wish and get a single wish. You want it to be the perfect wish, unfortunately right now you don't know what that is. You get paranoid that something you think will accidently get interperated as what you wanted to wish for and start trying not to think of anything at all. It becomes a habit. Since you no longer think of anything much, you never end up making your wish.

I wish for a backpack that never runs out of room inside never gets heavy

Posted on Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:57 am

randomperson

Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 88

Wish granted, but unfortunately you did not think of what this might do. You get a backpack that never runs out of room but expands every time you put something into it. When you finished putting things into it, it was the size of a bus. Then you decided to go outside with it. Unfortunately for you, the backpack's weight started at 0 pounds, and never increased while increasing in mass. This caused a dangerously strong lift since the backpack is lighter than the surounding air. You were flung, constantly gaining speed 50 miles into the air, shortly after climbing the first 30,000 feet, you begin to sufficate from a lack of oxygen. Your backpack begins to expand more, loosening the thread. At about 100 miles up in the air, 3 minutes after you began sufficating, your backpack rips open and violently explodes from the lack of sufficient preasure, revealing a sigularity and destroying you and a random bird. The black hole proceeds to destroy the earth and the rest of the solar system.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

Posted on Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:35 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

randomperson wrote:

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

wish granted. unfortunantly, "someone" isn't available right now...actually, he died 2 days ago, which is why it took two days to corrupt your wish. since you wished for "someone" to corrupt your wish, that means that the person has to be "someone" in order to fufil your wish. i, unfortunantly, am "a nobody." since "a nobody" corrupted your wish, and not "someone", your wish has now been corrupted. have a nice day.

i wish for a wish so my wishes can wish.

Posted on Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:09 pm

litebrite999

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 40

your wish for a wish so your wishes can wish comes true soon your wishes are wishing wishes upon wishes until they wish themselfs out and with them goes you

I wish there was no such thing as violence

Posted on Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:24 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

wish granted. doing so, you throw off the circle of life, and all the animals overpopulate the earth. all the drugdealers and crimelords aren't killing each other, which makes more crime in the world, along with all the animals eating our food, drinking our water, using our resources, and marrying our wives...but at least it's not violent. lol

i wish cat's barked and dogs meowed.

Posted on Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:20 am

Tag

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 40

but then while you were attacked by a huge dog from behind the dog meowed at you and you couldn't here it to run.

I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be ruined.

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