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Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:59 am

Gonzo

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 798

The first day you went to the job you got fired for having sex with the secretary

I wish this pain in my back would go away

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:36 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

Your back collapses because all your spines hurt and they dissapear.

I wish George bush would get killed.

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:27 am

FinallyEffingJoined

Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 223

PsiGuy60 wrote:

Your back collapses because all your spines hurt and they dissapear.

I wish George bush would get killed.

George bush gets killed.. by your best friend... and he says that YOU did it cause he did it with your gun.. and stuf... and you get the death sentence.

I wish i was dead. Rolling Eyes

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:36 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

You become immortal.

I wish i could wish that somebody wished for everybody to stop corrupting wishes!

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:47 pm

Amthyst

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 86

well, you can wish that somebody would wishfor everyone would stop corrupting wishes. But it would be utterly pointless, because that wish would be corrupted, and you would end up only encouraging it. Sucks for you.

I wish I would get an A in physics this summer.
(Taking it New... to get ahead...)

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:48 pm

PazarX

Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 60

Amthyst wrote:

You slack off during the summer and manage to pull off a 100% on your final only because you slept with your physics teacher. because your the only person who ever has gotten 100% on that test your transfered to a incredibly hard collage and end up being the single most hated person there.

i wish i was never hungry

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:16 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

Granted. But now...ur stomache is so full and over worked....IT KILLS U AND SOME HOW EATS! U ITS THE EVIL MUTATED STOMCHE!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lookn wat u did!!!! AHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!1HAHAHAHAhAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! Can't stop laughing! LOL!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAhAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! heh....heh.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could stop laughing about my post now and the...PFTT!!! multated stiomach! LOL!!!!! OMG!!!!!!

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:43 pm

Polymer

Joined: 26 Jun 2006
Posts: 85

The mutilated stomach begins to choke you keeping you from laughing. Unforunatly it isn't done. The mutilated stomach being sad of its pitiful existence is taking it out on you by eating your face.

I wish I could fly.

Posted on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:57 pm

Slinger

Joined: 13 Jun 2006
Posts: 71

U beleive u can fluyyy......to badddd u r afaraid of hights...u beleived u can fllyyyyyyyyy...and niow u r like a....squashed fly...u beleive u can fly......well now u can again cause 8r dead,.......at alol the stuff u cuased, this was all a big far flawwww......

I wish that someone would make a wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make THAT person wish for someone to wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, about the a fish.
And that I wasn't one of that someone that
made the wish to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make some one wish, to make someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make THAT person wish for someone to wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, to make some one wish, to makre someone wish, about the a fish.

Posted on Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:24 am

arzhul

Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Posts: 43

Wish Granted, someone makes a wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make THAT person wish for someone to wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, about the a fish. But that last person wished for the fish to be morphed into green slime and you were eating that fish, so you die because you wished for someone to make a wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make THAT person wish for someone to wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, to make someone wish, about the a fish.

I wish I could raise an army of zombies that would take over the world without eating me.

Posted on Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:23 am

baalzamon

Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 103

the entire world,, is dead,, nothing, not even flora survived, u are forced to eat zombies, which have basically no nutritional value, and with all the plants gone, and u being the only living organism left, u eventually go crazy, and bash ur head in just to releive the boredom, and, when ur dead, everyone in hell beats the not quite living shit out of u for sending them to hell, THE F'ING END!!!

i wish i had the skills to be the biggest mack daddy of them all!!! except, fat chicks were kept away from me, by an invisible fat field! lol

Posted on Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:48 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

wish granted, but you forgot to put up an invisible psycho field. you mack on one of these normal looking girls, and the next thing you know you have been castrated, your dog is now pink, your car has been turned into a make-up vanity, all of your clothes have been burned, as well as your money, your family has been killed, all of your (girl) friends and previous booty calls have been viciously murdered (psycho girl is very jealous), you have a leash fused into your spinal cord, your new name is "hubby", you are chained to a giant pink heart bed full of stuffed animals and "i love you" notes, you can't go to work or anywhere on account that both of your knees have been broken, your t.v. has been painted over with black paint (so you can't watch the girls on t.v.), you are fed food through an IV (psycho girl doesn't want you to lift a muscle, she wants to pamper you), you have a shock collar and any time you say something psycho girl doesn't like, you get 1,000 volts of electricity coursing through your body. now don't you wish you would have accepted the fat chicks??? (or at least made an invisible psycho field???)

i wish the post limit would return to normal.

Posted on Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:15 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

It will never, unless we make really good posts.

I wish i knew everything

Posted on Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:20 pm

Nightshade

Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 421

wish granted, but then you know what your mom looks like in those new victoria's secret underwear...you kill yourself.

i wish i knew what victoria was hiding.

Posted on Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:49 pm

LongSong

Joined: 11 May 2006
Posts: 81

@Nightshade: You meet Victoria on a rainy day and she takes you to her hotel. You two have a very interesting conversation. You believe that you are falling in love with her. Many months later you two get married and have several kids. You lead a very happy life with Victoria, but always wondering what her secret was. 'Is she gay?' you would often wonder, but turn down the thought. One day over dinner you ask her 'What's your secret?'. She tells you 'After dinner honey.' After dinner, she leads you to the room, closes the door and unhooks her bra, and....A KILLER MONKEY POPS OUT AND SCRATCHES YOUR EYES OUT, you lay there for a few hours...bleeding to death from your eye sockets...your family lives a happier life after your death, and enjoys spending the millions of dollars you left behind...

I wish I could get off of my PC so I can play the Sims... Rolling Eyes

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