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Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:46 am

LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Bob_stew wrote:
Spasmokinesis - being able to achieve spasms when and where you want


How useful Razz .
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Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:07 pm

Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Somefatguy: Wikipedia is wrong. You forget that Wikipedia articles can be written or editted by anybody, even morons.

Biokinesis is "the movement of populations as a basis for political power", and I stick by that, because I'm right.
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Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:46 pm

Alexandra

Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 160

Off topic: Biokinesis is what you think it is Wink

Pregnokinesis -> The ability to get pregnant whenever you want XD (Very usefull for the really religous kinda people... who probably don't even go to this forum... oh well...)
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Posted on Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:01 pm

Bob_stew

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 265

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Pregnokinesis -> The ability to get pregnant whenever you want XD (Very usefull for the really religous kinda people... who probably don't even go to this forum... oh well...)

Many psions are religious, I think.

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Heey, sex restricted types of kinesis. If I want to master all -kinesises, I need to do something drastical.

LOTRfool wrote:
WAIT, if you can manipulate fat, that means you can be any size at WILL! Wohoo, party.

Sorry, I didn't see this before I went back to read the previous posts, but I had to comment it. Laughing Can I have that in my sig? It's the best laugh I've had so far in this topic.

Also:
RectoCranialInversionKinesis- the ability to switch your butt and your head
Woohooo, party!!1 Very Happy
Gotta love you guys.
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Posted on Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:00 am

mattz1010

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 885

I don't think people mind if you sig them Wink

It just shows they're awesome.

And FTR,

...

...kinesis - the ability to create long, awkward pauses in life.
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Posted on Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:38 am

LOTRfool

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 518

Bob_stew wrote:

LOTRfool wrote:
WAIT, if you can manipulate fat, that means you can be any size at WILL! Wohoo, party.

Sorry, I didn't see this before I went back to read the previous posts, but I had to comment it. Laughing Can I have that in my sig? It's the best laugh I've had so far in this topic.


Sure, quote it. I hope you like it Smile .
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Posted on Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:24 pm

Vladimir

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 666

Ah HA! Here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biokinesis

That's what biokinesis is.

[owned]OWNEDEDEDED![/owned]
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Posted on Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:10 pm

sgtpsion

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 425

Whatthefuckkinesis - The ability to completely blow the minds of everyone who sees you, and make them think "what the fuck?"

Lotuskinesis - The ability to conjure up any Dark Lotus member (past or present) or any Dark Lotus album at will.

Fluffikinesis - The ability to make anything as insanely fluffy (in content or phrasing) as you see fit.

Shutthefuckupkinesis - The ability to make people shut up, or to end arguments about stupid stuff, such as the meaning of the word "Biokinesis". (BTW, I am the MASTER of Shutthefuckupkinesis, so stop bloody arguing about the meaning of Biokinesis!)

Poptartkinesis - similar to Cookiekinesis, this is the ability to manipulate Pop-Tarts, and bring any Pop-Tart into being at any time or place.

Anthrokinesis - the ability to move any one person between any two locations in a single instant (I would SO use this to bring my girlfriend to me right now!)

I'mgonnashutthefuckupkinesis - the ability to make yourself shut the fuck up.

...I think this is a good opportunity for me to use I'mgonnashutthefuckupkinesis... Laughing
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Posted on Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:39 pm

Bob_stew

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 265

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Anthrokinesis - the ability to move any one person between any two locations in a single instant (I would SO use this to bring my girlfriend to me right now!)

I think Rainsong has stated that teleportation is possible, and has been done. Confused Meh, anyways..
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Posted on Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:49 pm

sgtpsion

Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 425

Well, she stated that, combining Phasing with Projection in some freaky-cool way, you could teleport yourself, but I've never heard of anyone teleporting someone else!

but as you said:

Quote:
Meh, anyways...
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Posted on Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:03 am

NeoPsychic

Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 51

ADD-kinises : the ability to...whoa pretty flower...
Chuck Norris-kinises : and you thought NOTHING beats god?!
repeato-kinises : the ability to repeat! repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!
repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!
repeat!repeat!repeat!repeat!
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Posted on Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:00 pm

mattz1010

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 885

Vladimir wrote:
Ah HA! Here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biokinesis

That's what biokinesis is.

[owned]OWNEDEDEDED![/owned]


http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Biokinesis&oldid=11188007

No, rly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biokinesis

"This page was last modified 12:22, 16 April 2006. "

Vlad's post was at "Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:24 pm"

Oops.
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Posted on Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:25 pm

somefatguy

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1187

Okay, I have some catching up to do.
Well, Vladimir, I saw that you made that up on Wikipedia thanks to Mattz pointing it out. (it's obvious anyways)
Actually, I didn't know that people can edit Wikipedia, oops.
I would believe you Vladimir, if you were to tell me where you got that information, and then I would consider it (if it is from a good source).
Now, I noticed that Mattz came up with a kinesis called orgasmokinesis or something but I must say that I actually came up with that one before you. Go back and see.
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Posted on Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:50 pm

psionicsoldier

Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Posts: 59

psiwheelokinesis-the ability to control a psiwheel.

Antispywerekinesis-gets rid of spywere.

lesbeiankinesis-the ability to transport them to you.Cool.

canopenerkinesis-manipulate the speed at which cans open.

seamenkinesis-the ability to manipulate sailors.Cool[/u]
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Posted on Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:55 am

GreatWhiteNinja

Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 429

somefatguy wrote:
Okay, I have some catching up to do.
Well, Vladimir, I saw that you made that up on Wikipedia thanks to Mattz pointing it out. (it's obvious anyways)
Actually, I didn't know that people can edit Wikipedia, oops.
I would believe you Vladimir, if you were to tell me where you got that information, and then I would consider it (if it is from a good source).
Now, I noticed that Mattz came up with a kinesis called orgasmokinesis or something but I must say that I actually came up with that one before you. Go back and see.


Aren't you going to answer him Vladimir. I want to know if you're serious too.

Informationkinesis- the ablility to get any information you want (Like the info. I want from Vladimir! Mad )
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