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Posted on Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:16 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

Extremelyfunnymotionskinesis: To make people do extremely funny things. Only useful for good laughs.
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Posted on Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:20 am

paraplayer

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 147

psychokinesis: The ability to make someone go psycho.

(damnit that ones already taken isn't it?)

EDIT:

I've noticed a trend:

seebeneathclothskinesis<-------no need to describe

pedokinesis: the ability to manipulate children...in R rated ways. Breaks the ice at parties.

sexualfuckkenesis----->A substituter for VIAGRA

lesbeiankinesis-the ability to transport them to you.Cool.

sexkinesis - you all know what this does

orgasmkinesis - you all know what this should do

Hotchickokinesis: The ability to create a hot chick of your liking to appear in front of you and she does your every bidding.

Peniskinesis = the ability to keep it up after spraying your load.

Vaginakinesis = the ability to have a vagina.

Pantsukinesis - The abilty to move and posess panties with your mind.

And the most perverted of them all:

Peebrainkinesis: The ability to manipulatioin Sean Connely

*Phew* A collection of all the perverted kinesis's.
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Posted on Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:25 am

baalzamon

Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 103

whoa, perverted, doesnt begin to describe those XD anyways,,

THEGREATCORNHOLIOkinesis- the ability to transform anyone into beavis,, the turdburgler of the century
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Posted on Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:33 am

Bob_stew

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 265

Stereogramkinesis: If you have it, click right here.
Tasty-yum-yum-kinesis: If you have it, click right here.
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:07 pm

Iolair

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 96

Emokinesis: Turn your enemies emo so they don't bother you anymore

Pokinesis: The ability to poke people without touching them.

Skirtkinesis: The ability to cause skirts to mysteriously rise.
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:24 pm

thegrogen

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 91

Optokinesis - the ability to manipulate your eye colour.
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:25 pm

Iolair

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 96

Thats DMILS
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:36 pm

johnyo5

Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 177

Quote:
Skirtkinesis: The ability to create updrafts.

and thats psychokinesis with the wind
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:41 pm

Iolair

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 96

Okay...revised.
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Posted on Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:15 pm

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

Dontwasteyourpostsherebutgodosomethingwiththemkinesis: Self-explanatory.
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Posted on Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:01 pm

ShaRoku

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 28

Juggykinesis - The ability to manipulate juggies.
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Posted on Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:40 pm

thegrogen

Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 91

Iolair wrote:
Thats DMILS


That's sort of the point of the thread. Laughing

ReetereffemmoKinesis: the ability to cause people to read manuals
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Posted on Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:16 am

firestart345

Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 11

Sue me if its been done before...

Condomkinesis! For whenever you are skint or just too darn lazy.
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Posted on Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:16 pm

Heolstor

Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 56

lostkinesis-make someone/something lost... forever..
findkinesis- find something/someone that was lost from 10 years ago, a hundred years ago etc.
superiorkinesis- make yourself superior above all..
killerkinesis- ....
tortureanyoneyouhatekinesis- ..... Twisted Evil
familyplanningkinesis- ....
politickinesis-kills all corrupt politicians.. Twisted Evil
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Posted on Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:28 am

Jakebbq

Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 26

pookinesis: the ability to make people poo them selves.
Fantasykinesis: the ability to create objects through use of your imagination or someone elses in case of making something from a tv show.
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