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Make-your-own-'kinesis! on Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:31 am
Vladimir Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 666	Make up absurd psychokinetic effects. Remember, keep it fluffy! Kinesiskinesis - the ability to move movement.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:27 am
Psi_Ninja Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 334	tastekinesis-taste objects from far away!
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:55 am
Vladimir Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 666	Wouldn't that be the ability to manipulate taste?
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:41 pm
LOTRfool Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 518	It would. LagKinesis!!! Take out all those CounterStrike experts with ease/ YellowKinesis, to take care of all those hours you spend in the bathroom crying. SpeedupDownloadKinesis, for all that crap on your hard drive. AntiBS-Kinesis, no need to explain the uses of this! Eat50eggKinesis, to prove Vladimir wrong. And of course, UberForumPowerKinesis, to rule those puny members .
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:45 pm
The_Musician Joined: 01 Mar 2006 Posts: 323	Remote Tasting? I actully heard you could (theoretically) with RP. I have never heard of a full success in this, but i think its possible... DBZSUPERPOWEROMGWTF?!?!?!11kenises: The ability to gain the ability to attain bleach and green contacts. Can move stuff with your 1337 kenesising skillz. Can also fly and blast people with your uber ki knowledge!
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:05 pm
DagSplintard Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 75	Greek-kinesis: The ability to make greek words end with kinesis, thus causing the word to sound more official and even fluffier.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:23 pm
mattz1010 Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 885	pedokinesis: the ability to manipulate children...in R rated ways. Breaks the ice at parties. agrokinesis: the ability to mainuplate the environment surrounding you. Breaks the ice at parties. BSkinesis: the ability to manipulate other people into believing your bullshit. Breaks the ice at parties. sexualkinesis: it's like getting somebody else drunk, without having to use alcohol. Breaks the ice at parties.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:30 pm
TheZell Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 146	You like to break the ice at parties don't you?
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:10 pm
Vladimir Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 666	Don't be stupid. Eat50eggskinesis is bullshit.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:33 pm
SunTzu Joined: 29 Nov 2005 Posts: 126	sorry, I always think of IGN's "reject X-men" geogirl - with the power to turn igneous to sedimentary vendokinesis - ability to get free soda
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:10 pm
Vladimir Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Posts: 666	Biokinesis - The ability to move populations for the sake of political power.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:13 pm
MartialArtist Joined: 03 Feb 2006 Posts: 582	Telekineses Moving objects from a distance. "Tele" as in distant, "kinesis" as in movement. Beat that ha.
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:23 pm
WhiteRaven Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Posts: 343	Middlefingerkinesis- the ability to flip people off. ButtheadKinesis- The ability to switch your butt with your head Moosekinesis- the ability to manipulate moose... mooses?...meese? Poopkinesis- the ability to move poopy. Frozenpoopkinesis- the ability to move frozen poopy. Big ol' frozen hunk of poopykinesis- the ability to move big ol' frozen hunks of poopy. Oddlymisshapenbuttcrackkinesis-the ability to move oddly misshapen buttcracks Super Dooper Blow Up Everythingkinesis Of Unimaginable Power and Certain Demise Of All Who Oppose the Weilder Of This Massive Harvester Of Devastationkinesis- the ability to super dooper blow up everything with unimaginable power and certain demise of all who oppose the user of this massive harvester of devastation. Cookiekinesis- the ability to materialize cookies. 1337kinesis- the ability to actually understand 1337-speak
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:51 pm
Ribbitribbity Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 129	SuperbanannajitzuKinesis- Make banannas materialize to fight your foes! MooseyKinesis- Turn into a moose! NoTeleKinesis- Move objects without using telekenisis! BroadcastKinesis- Broadcast a radio station from INSIDE YOUR MIND. BirthrateKinesis- Greatly increase the population's birthrate! OMGJ00$UX0RZKinesis- Manipulate noobs in online games to do your bidding! Thats all i got. lol
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Posted on Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:44 pm
Psi_Ninja Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 334	Im starting to wish some of these were real. I mean who doesn't want cookiekinesis? Advilkinesis- get rid of the pains from other kinesises and hangovers workekinesis- snap your fingers, and the all of the work in the world is done (also works with clapping, bowing, whistling, and wiggling your nose) monkeykinesis- make a cute little monkey come out of nowhere monkeycrapkinesis- make a cute little monkey come out of nowhere and throw crap at your enemies scratchkinesis- get rid of those pesky itches and scratch your back too!
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