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Posted on Mon Jul 31, 2006 11:05 am

ahmed_khorshed_5

Joined: 28 May 2006
Posts: 134

wish granted but , keif style skeptics will stay skeptics even after they dye (who are keif style skyptics???)

I wish i can awaken the kundalini with no sufferings
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Posted on Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:57 am

Prophet

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 79

ahmed_khorshed_5 wrote:
wish granted but , keif style skeptics will stay skeptics even after they dye (who are keif style skyptics???)

I wish i can awaken the kundalini with no sufferings

granted but on the way to the store large thugs with tunafishs beat you silly they take your wallet, wife, girlfriend, kundalini and your 300 page thesus
your life is ruined and you jump in front of a bus, the bus swervs and misses thus killing seven school children, you are sentanced to life as a crosswalk gaurd.
and those thugs came back for seconds and hit you some more

i wish i could turn me and other things invisible with the mere thought of it
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Posted on Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:05 pm

Fakiti

Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 336

wish granted but while you are invisible, you try to cross the street and someone in a hurry runs the red light, thinking that there is no one there and you get ran over. Your injuries affect your ability to turn invisible and so you can not turn back and no one sees you lying on the street bleeding to death.


I wish that I was a dragon.
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Posted on Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:44 pm

xforever

Joined: 16 Apr 2006
Posts: 54

you burn down your house with your dragon breath


I wish I could fly Very Happy
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 1:31 am

Prophet

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 79

xforever wrote:
you burn down your house with your dragon breath


I wish I could fly Very Happy

wish granted, thats all you can do
you float into space and your face implodes, now your even uglier

i wish i had a nickle for everytime i wanted a nickle
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:09 am

JOHNNYBEGOOD

Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Posts: 354

Wish granted, but anytime you want something that's more than 80 cents, you have to count out exact change.

I wish for fish...on a dish.
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:43 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

The fish still lives, hops off the dish, grows arms and legs and strangles you.

I wish i could finish this sen.......
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:45 am

edge_of_reason

Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 114

Wish granted. But this fish is invisible, so you will not be able to see this fish. Also, the dish is actually a satellite dish. And due to the fact that this fish is located on a satellite dish, it will recieve TV programming and telepathically project these programs. Except they're cheesy mexican soap operas!

I wish to be able to look at a movie box, and instantly know how the movie goes.
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:49 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

WISH CORRUPTED. YOU IGNORED MY WISH /SO I KILL YOU.

I wish i could (again) finish this sen.....
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:55 am

sparkz

Joined: 02 Feb 2006
Posts: 664

Wish denied. your keyboard explodes in your face. relplacing your eye with the shift key.

I wish i could organise my games collection. :S
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Posted on Sat Aug 12, 2006 5:06 pm

shenlon2

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 220

you become an obsesive compulsive who has to organise every game in the world.... this leads to your head exploding

i wish i could grant wishes
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Posted on Sun Aug 13, 2006 1:33 am

Prophet

Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Posts: 79

shenlon2 wrote:
you become an obsesive compulsive who has to organise every game in the world.... this leads to your head exploding

i wish i could grant wishes


wish granted as of you posting your post

shenlon2 wrote:
you become an obsesive compulsive who has to organise every game in the world.... this leads to your head exploding


i wish i knew:
if i a wood chuck could chuck wood how much would it chuck
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Posted on Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:13 am

Fakiti

Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Posts: 336

Prophet wrote:

i wish i knew:
if i a wood chuck could chuck wood how much would it chuck

Wish granted. You and a team of scientists research that and find out. However you become famous and everyone is crowding around you asking you, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" all the time. You go insane.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school and the information was beamed directly to my head.
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Posted on Mon Aug 14, 2006 4:40 am

PsiGuy60

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 900

Secret information from the government is beamed into you and you tell people. You and the ones you told the information get the electric chair treatment for knowing.

I wish... i couldnt wish XD
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Posted on Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:37 pm

Tankdown

Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 688

PsiGuy60 wrote:
Secret information from the government is beamed into you and you tell people. You and the ones you told the information get the electric chair treatment for knowing.

I wish... i couldnt wish XD


Wish granted, Psiguy60 falls into a void everlasting darkness of this topic for making a impossible wish. He stay there being rape by monkeys

I wish I had a rubber ball to hit agasint the wall with.
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