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Funny psychokinesis stories? on Mon May 22, 2006 6:26 pm

Clover

Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 90

I'm not sure about you guys, but I have a kind of funny story i'd like to share, feel free to post any you have. Well, when I was first trying the psiwheel about a year ago, I got pretty good at turning it clockwise. I tried turning it counter-clockwise... and couldn't. Looks like I built a mental block or something, and it's an arse to turn it counter-clockwise now. Confused
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Posted on Mon May 22, 2006 6:37 pm

Mikeofmind

Joined: 26 Feb 2006
Posts: 132

Psychokinesis is not nice to me, it goes and does whatever it wants and goes the way I don't want it to. But PK is so addictive that I quickly forgave it...

~Hallowed are the Ori~
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 5:13 am

psi_manipulator_3000

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 1274

Not sure about this, but I accidently flung a plastic model plane off my shelf and onto the floor about 4 metres away. Shocked
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 5:41 am

sayspo

Joined: 11 May 2006
Posts: 154

During class, about 5 days ago, i was bored as fuck. I was in spanish class, and the teacher was lecturing about finals. i turned on her tape recorder and music started playing. I'm sure that made her class more interesting. she came over and was like "how the fuck is this button pushed down?" I laughed my ass off all of the way home.
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 5:49 am

Psikey

Joined: 21 May 2006
Posts: 96

lol i got to try that. hope you dont get yelled at i suggest editing out those words..
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 10:34 am

ahmed1

Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 367

i made people to scratch thier heads and arms other place Razz but here in psipogbb they say it is consider to be combat so no talk about it and that was before i know that tk can be trained .

my family know that im training on pk , one night my father and mother were talking in hard conversation and shouting so i was having headache and i wanted them to stop so i told them enough enough ENOUGH then the electricty cut off so they stopped then my father told me to get the electricty back as kidding but the funny thing that they go back to hard conversation and shouting when the electricty come back Very Happy .
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 11:57 am

Apollo

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1589

I talked about what i did on the chat one day. What i did was i was at a computer in my library and i moved the mouse to a kid who was typing next to me. He got pretty freaked out.
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Posted on Tue May 23, 2006 12:39 pm

psi_on

Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 21

Once during a math class I was having trouble with the last question, so I decided to try to scan someone I thought knew the answer. The lights started to dim and flicker like crazy and people started to laugh because of that. It was pretty funny. Razz Unfortunately I couldn't make out the answer (it was pretty complicated).
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 5:13 am

Psikey

Joined: 21 May 2006
Posts: 96

lol i was at school once and these girls were messing with a magic 8 ball in homeroom and one girl asked "Will Chris pierce his..." she wouldve said more but the teacher was in there. so to stop their "fun" i decided to make it always say no, and guess what? it didnt but it did something just as good, it didnt answer, it always said reply hazy please ask again or no reply at all or please ask again. it was so funny!
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 8:54 am

genjo

Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 222

iv only had on "funny" incident.

my friend is a bit of an arse, and he came round with a few of the lads for a piss up. so we all got drunk, merrily, but hes abit of an attention seeker.

either way he ended up spinning a garden hosepipe around like a lasso, and somehow i managed to get him to hit himself. was lots of fun muahahahahah anyways he knew i could do pk and what i was doing anyways. he bought it upon himself.
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:16 am

psi_manipulator_3000

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 1274

This one was unexpected: I had my bit of psiwheel(no tack, just the paper) in front of me, and in front of the keyboard. At the time I was talking on the forums, and then when I looked down at the paper, it wasn't there, it was BEHIND the keyboard! So it had somehow moved from inbetween me and the keyboard to inbetween the monitor and the keyboard. I was like wtf? It was really funny though. No fans, no AC. I couldn't think of any other way of it getting there.
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:31 am

bladeslinger

Joined: 10 Feb 2006
Posts: 1337

I'm not very good at pk but in computer class there was this guy who wouldnt shut up so I redirected the vent into his face and he was quite baffled......and I always make fires lean towards my stepdad so he'll go away Rolling Eyes
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:33 am

FrostBitten

Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 165

bladeslinger wrote:
I redirected the vent
What vent Sad?
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 10:39 am

Peebrain

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Joined: 27 Nov 2005
Posts: 716

Here's a funny story that I tell sometimes...

Back in my college days, I worked part-time in this office where I basically helped out the secretaries there. Usually they didn't have any work for me, so I would sit alone in the copier room. I used that time to practice PK.

So one day, I had like a 4 hour shift, and practiced PK the entire time... playing with the pinwheel, and thinking about how it could work, and what's going on. Finally my shift was over, and I went downstairs to go to my next class. I was walking towards the door, when I thought, "Screw the pinwheel, I should just try moving big things!" Seeing the door ahead of me, I walked up to it while focusing on opening the door. To my surprise, the door actually opened! For about an entire second I was freaking out... until I realized that it was a motion sensor door Smile.

~Sean
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Posted on Thu May 25, 2006 2:26 pm

LoneWolf

Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 98

LMFAO....thats rich...I only have one funny pk incident Twisted Evil I was practicing my dodging...Its a game my friends and I play.They were throwing rocks and I was dodging them, and all of a sudden my mom yells to stop throwing rocks by the house(which redirected my concentration).I looked away and one of my friends threw a rock...he yelled, I looked and I gasped Shocked ,and at that moment;a foot from my face the rock swerved away and hit my moms car window and shattered it....what happened after that was not so funny..... Laughing
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